Fun things to do in the mall 1.Lie in the middle of the mall, motionless. Scare anyone who comes near you. 2.Walk up to someone and say “I know where you live. I just don’t know where I live, can you help me?” 3.Start a song 4.Hide in fake plants and throw french fries at people 5.camp out 6.Visit santa several times. try to cut in line. 7.Try on all the shoes in a shoe store. 8.Take the coins people throw in the fountain 9.replace a manakin with yourself 10.Act mentally retarted and go around asking people if they’ve seen your baseball 11.Hide and go seek 12.Buy fish from a pet store and release them in the fountain 13.Take a stroller and put a baby doll in it. Run it around at high speeds and let it go. 14.try to start a cult 15.baptise someone in the fountain 16.steal all the straws and napkins in the food court. sell them at high prices 17.water fake plants 18.”test” the chairs until they kick you out. 19.Take a nap in a display bed 20.Wear cruthes. Fall down and see how many people help you 21.try to “posess” somebody 22.perform an exorcism on an old, grumpy person 23.Have a staring contest with the manakins 24.Get into a violent argument with a manakin 25.sit next to someone on a bench. Then say “did you grab my ass?” 26.Pretent to be blind. Take a cane and whack people with it 27.wear a sign that says Pony Ride: 25 cents! 28.walk around in an orange jumpsuit. 29.confiscate items that people have already bought 30.Walk up to some one and say proudly “I remembered my pants today! By Bink2001 “Funny saved my life!” Published on jokestream.net/fun-things-to-do-in-the-mall/
Posted on: Wed, 17 Jul 2013 15:01:21 +0000
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