Funky mail today ! Today, I received my Obama-care survival pack from the White House. It contained: - a parachute with no rip cord - an Obama hope and change bumper sticker - instructions for over-inflating tires - a Bushs fault yard sign - a Blame Boehner poster - a Tax The Rich banner - a smoke machine with instructions on how to connect it to an appropriate body area - an application for unemployment - an application for food stamps - a prayer rug, burka and sandals - a letter of assignation of debt to my grandchildren. Everything was made in China and all instructions were in Spanish. Keep an eye out. Your survival pack should be arriving shortly. . More
Posted on: Tue, 03 Dec 2013 23:05:23 +0000