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Funniest moment of the weekend goes to the pensioner from Aldershot I got talking to at chequers on Saturday night where Julian Coalesce played a banging funky acid techno set! Her husband got the hump with her bending my ear. Went back a bit later to say hello,she was buzzing on whatever and I turned my ear toward her to hear what she was saying when she hugged me,kissed my cheek and then stuck her tongue in my ear,fast as lightening! Bet my face was as much of a picture as her fellas! Now Im broad minded,open to suggestions etc but the idea of being the meat in a septegenarian sandwhich (try saying that quickly!) and the associated mental picture is not something I want in my head again! Loud make me laugh tho!
Posted on: Mon, 10 Nov 2014 14:02:04 +0000

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