GOLF TERMS EXPLAINED A Sally Gunnell - not pretty but a good runner A Paris Hilton - an expensive hole A Dennis Wise - a nasty 5 footer A Diego Maradona - a very nasty 5 footer A Salman Rushdie - an impossible read A Rio Ferdinand - Lipped out A Rock Hudson - thought it was straight, but it wasnt A Cuban - needs one more revolution An Elton John - a big bender that lips the rim An Adolf Hitler - two shots in the bunker A Yasser Arafat - ugly and in the sand A Kate Winslett - a bit fat but otherwise perfect A Kate Moss - bit thin A Gerry Adams - playing a Provisional A David Trimble - tentative prod A Glen Miller - kept low and didnt make it over the water An Arthur Scargill - a great strike but a poor result A Russell Grant - a fat iron A Peter Mandelson - an unbelievable iron A Rodney King - over-clubbed An O.J. Simpson - got away with it A Paula Radcliffe - not as ugly as a Sally Gunnell but still a good runner A Princess Grace - should have taken a driver A Princess Di - shouldnt have taken a driver A Robin Cook - just died on the hill A Michael Jackson - gradually fading A Douglas Bader - looked good in the air, but didnt have the legs An Arsene Wenger - everyone saw where it went but you A Ken Livingstone - quite far left A Jean-Marie LePen - a long way right A Ladyboy - looks like an easy hole but all is not what it seems A condom - safe but didnt feel real good A circus tent - a BIG top An Anna Kournikova - looks great, but unlikely to get a result A Vinnie Jones - nasty kick when youre not expecting it A Ryanair - flies well but lands a long way from the target A sister-in-law - up there but I know that I shouldnt be
Posted on: Thu, 06 Feb 2014 19:37:30 +0000
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