GUESS WHAT HAPPENED TO ME LAST NIGHT!io at the cottage all by myself last night (the kids and Scott were coming up today after work) watching a old Dateline Mystery. It was 1:00am. I hear this brushing sound like one of the sprinklers was all of a sudden directly hitting the house. Very patterned like every three seconds. I listened for about 30 seconds and then decided to approach the patio sliding door to see what the sound was. I took 4 or 5 steps and the noise abruptly stopped. Im thinking Oh Shi# I just hung up with Scott and said good night to him and I know the kids are home with him and it hits me.... Thats not a the sprinkler ... Thats the sound of someone brushing their hand across the metal screen protector on the patio door!!! At this point I am terrified!!! So I do what every idiot in every scary movie does. I slowly open the drape covering the patio door and press my nose against the glass to peer out sure that I will be killed any moment. My fears are confirmed their IS a man standing there brushing his hand against the screen protector!!!! I could make out that he was about 510, wearing a golf shirt, and baseball hat. My only question was... Which hand did he have the knife in? Suddenly the deranged killer smiled at me kinda like a crazy yet silly goofy kind of psychopathic killer. Even though I was paralyzed with fear I mustered up everything in me and screamed the first thing that came to my mind..... WHAAAAAT????? Suddenly the killer broke into hysterical laughter. At which time I realized he was not a silly, goofy murderer with cute ears..... Its my husband ..... My fu##ing a##hole husband!!! Then I broke into tears of relief as he laughed at me for 45 minutes. UGH!
Posted on: Fri, 01 Aug 2014 14:28:10 +0000
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