Good Morning. Die horribly. :) Lol! Always wanted to cheerfully look someone in the eyes first thing in the morning when they are joyful and bouncy and I am not and say those words. Someday... Yesterday was a peach. No issues, no despondency, no overwhelming urge to strangle the unworthy...this bothers me. Something is fouling up my routine, giving my time over to peaceful thoughts that dont involve the maiming of the stupid, and Im becoming concerned. I know this is a fluke, life just setting me up for a sweet run of heinous karmic events designed to raise me up to drop me further in an effort to make me go splat. I dont wanna go splat, its batting 1.000 so far, hurting my face severely every time lol. Screw you, splat! I probably shouldnt have said that. Crap. Now Im scared to go outside again, lol, too many obvious splat chances loom and lurk outside my door. Birds poop, airplanes fall out of the sky, cars go out of control, dogs pee in the yard...its friggen alarming!!! I followed a dog home last night and peed in HIS yard. Ah HAH! Take that you furry anarchist! Stop barking at me you idiot, do NOT make me take a crap out here! I wonder if dogs ever put flaming bags of people poop on other dogs patios. I wonder why I wonder about anything I wonder about, they are not normal things or in any way signs of a healthy conscience. In other words, same shit different day. Do yourselves a favor today by ignoring those of us with blatantly craptacular decision making skills. Or just me. Why are they still referred to as skills when none are evident? Will I ever shut up? How in the HELL does that particular spot of my body get an itch that I cannot seem to scratch even though Ive removed most of the skin!!!??? Have a nice day not being Corbin. :D Im jealous!
Posted on: Wed, 10 Sep 2014 15:51:38 +0000
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