Good evening mortal peasants, Im sure you are wondering why I have gathered you here today, the truth must be told. For once, your short, meaningless little lives have not been wasted, you will be given a chance to do something with your puny human existence, you will be given a chance to ascend to the heights of greatness, even if only briefly. But what? I hear you gasp What must we do, o Lord Nugget? To achieve this wondrous fate you have foretold? I sit and ponder your desperate cries, how laughably insignificant your wants and needs in the grander scheme of the Universe, but I have offered you a chance, and it shall be given today. But what great task could such a pathetic mortal as I undertake? How do I achieve this greatness? Well to begin, you must accept my quest with the beginning task... Send me pictures of butts.
Posted on: Wed, 21 Jan 2015 00:27:34 +0000
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