Good morning. I trust you all had a peaceful and restful sleep. Unfortunately, I cannot say that. My son got a headache last night which turned into upset tummy, which than turned into, Just keep your head over the toilet son. It passed, and he feel into a deep sleep. Since I am so paranoid, I stayed up all night and checked on him every thirty minutes. Around three in the morning I got into a deep philosophical discussion with the gangsta guinea pig Rico Suave, about the state of the penal system in our country. He favors providing prisoners with tax payer funded college classes, cable television, and exercise equipment. I would like to see the return of the chain gang, with the inmates dressed in bright pink, and have them work during their incarceration. I would also serve them MREs and water three times a day. He than fixed me with a steely gaze through his cage that made me glad his door was secure. Then at five this morning my cat Bubba strolled over and demanded breakfast. Once he saw the look in my eyes, he decided to wait until after I had drank my coffee. I am now looking forward to a fun filled day of doing laundry, vacuuming, taking out the garbage, and assorted other chores. May you all have a day filled with sunshine, and dancing unicorns that have rainbows coming out of their hindquarters!
Posted on: Sat, 16 Aug 2014 15:47:13 +0000