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Good morning all good afternoon as it is here in the UK. I dont want to get todays first post off to a morbid start but I am often asked about Ashes scattering on our ships. To have your ashes scattered at sea used to be easy, no permission was needed from the tofu eating beardists. These days you need paper work, bio degradable urns and everyone has to wear a high visibility jacket and safety goggles in case some of your loved one blows back and gets in your eyes. Seriously though we do offer a wonderful service which includes all the paperwork arranged for you and assistance with the scattering itself. You will then be presented with an official document signed by the captain marking the exact latitude and longitude of where those you will miss so very much finally are laid to rest. So if I can help arrange this all I need you to do is contact me here two or three days before the cruise, include your cabin number, and please make sure you do have a biodegradable urn. We will do the rest and again I am here if you need that assistance. Since my fathers passing I have given lots of thought about what I want to happen when I finally leave this wonderful earth. I have decided that I want my ashes to be mixed with paint and used to create a piece of art…….I want to spend the rest of time as a tattoo on Megan Fox’s bottom. Seriously, please do let me know if you would like me to help you with a scattering of ashes.
Posted on: Sat, 27 Sep 2014 14:07:59 +0000

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