Got To Give The Old Guy Some Credit (We run credit checks on people who want to sign contracts. Bad credit just means that someone has to prepay a few months of service.) Divorcee: “I just went through an ugly divorce. I’m bankrupt because the b**** took everything. How much do I have to pay to get a phone?” (I run a credit check.) Me: “Well, the bankruptcy hasn’t affected your credit, so you won’t have to prepay a cent.” Divorcee: “Wow, that’s ever so sweet of you. Do you have a boyfriend?” Me: “No. I’m not interested in dating right now.” Divorcee: “Well, I’m going to take you out, then.” Me: “I actually don’t date customers, but thanks for the offer.” Divorcee: “Oh, well I won’t buy from you then.” Me: “I’ve already gotten everything processed for you; here you are.” Divorcee: “So, why won’t you date me?” Me: “Well, I think I’m a little young for you.” Divorcee: “How old is your dad?” (I check his ID from the credit check.) Me: “Two years younger than you.” Click Here :- icarebecauseiloveyou.blogspot.in/2013/10/got-to-give-old-guy-some-credit.html
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