Got a big manila envelope in the mail today from the Department of Justice. Im kind of afraid to open it. Dear Resident or To Whom it May Concern: We are conducting an informal survey. Please select A or B, and text your answer to [email protected]. A). I am totally in favor of a militarized police state, or B). I am an Arab terrorist. Kill me now. How close do you think my guess is gonna be? Answer: Not sure. They sent me a survey and a $2 bill. They totally want to know my name and address and ethnicity. They assure me my answers will be kept strictly confidential. No way is the NSA or FBI or CIA or Homeland Security gonna know my name and address and how many times Ive visited the emergency room this year. (Random survey my ass. The answer is all over facebook: 2 times). Anyhow, thanks for the $2 bill, DOJ. Weird and suspicious, but cool.
Posted on: Fri, 15 Aug 2014 01:58:59 +0000