Great truths about growing old: 1. Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.2. Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get.3. When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while youre down there.4. Youre getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster.5. Its frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.6. Time may be a great healer, but its a lousy beautician.7. Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.
Posted on: Sun, 23 Mar 2014 22:25:33 +0000
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