Greetings! My name is Harry Von Smellinheim. You probably heard of my brother Terry who used to work in your compound. Several months ago Terry and I had a fight over the ethics of his work with the Zombie virus. Even though Zombies dont have brains, they are still people. They have rights. They shouldnt be kept under lock and key and experimented on. I left the compound that night and later founded the Citizens for Undead Rights and Equality group modeled after the highly successful model PETA has demonstrated. The separation from my brother has taken its toll on me and I have been unable to continue my work against him developing an antidote for the Zombie virus. At this point I think I have something workable, but I would like VOLUNTARY subjects. I want to know that our humanity lives on. A good test subject should show not only their ability to think critically under extreme duress, but to also understand the transcendental and metaphysical aspects of life. If you would like to be part of my test study please submit a 2 page, double spaced, 12 point Times New Roman essay on the symbolism that Rebecca Black uses in her now legendary video Friday. You should also highlight the lessons the singer learns as she develops to her later release of Saturday. Lastly I would like you to show me how these true songs emphasize your meaning of humanity. Please send all submissions to [email protected] with your player ID in the Subject Line by 6 PM Wednesday as a PDF. I will choose my test subject(s) and hopefully be able to send out my antidote by 9 PM the same day. Love, Harry Von Smellinheim
Posted on: Tue, 09 Sep 2014 20:58:13 +0000
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