* * * HEALTH ALERT * * * As if the Ebola scare werent bad enough, a highly dangerous virus called Weekly Overload Recreational Killer” (WORK) is currently being reported. The CDC reports that if you become infected, you should report to the nearest Biological Anxiety Relief (BAR) center to take the appropriate antidote. Depending on the severity of your symptoms, you will need to receive one or more of the following remedies. Though this list is not all inclusive, it should be considered a good start. Several of the more efficacious treatments include Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE), Radioactive Unwork Medicine (RUM), Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER), or Vaccine Official Depression Killing Antigen” (VODKA). If youre a good friend youll forward this warning. With your help we can eliminate needless pain and suffering from this debilitating affliction. (This medical information is provided as an information resource only, and is not to be used or relied on for any diagnostic or treatment purposes. This information is not intended as patient education, does not create any patient-physician relationship, and should not be used as a substitute for professional diagnosis and treatment. Please consult your health care provider for an appointment before making any healthcare decisions or for guidance about a specific medical condition. I expressly disclaim responsibility, and shall have no liability, for any damages, loss, injury, or liability whatsoever suffered as a result of your reliance on the information contained herein. Facebook does not endorse specifically any test, treatment, or procedure mentioned above.)
Posted on: Wed, 06 Aug 2014 00:38:19 +0000