HIM: Pfft... Four miles? What happened to seven? ME: Bad wheel... Too many left turns, I guess... HIM: Somebodys getting old... ME: Shut up... Ive got enough to deal with right now... Now, Ive got to schedule an appointment with my physical therapist so she can yell at me... HIM: She yells at you? ME: Yep... But, only for five minutes or so... Then she goes to work putting me back together again... Nice lady... Longest relationship Ive ever been in... HIM: Longest relationship youve ever been in? And you willingly whip your credit card out after every session? Coincidence? I think not... Im trying to tell you... Love aint free... ME: Sigh... OK... What part of, Ive got enough to deal with right now. did you NOT understand?
Posted on: Wed, 19 Mar 2014 21:16:28 +0000
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