Ha ha ha ..... AUTONOMOUS !!!! The latest mantra is AU-TON-O-MOUS ....just pick up this word and you are the king/queen of this planet....gone are the days ofresponsibility/accountability/integrity/character/answerability/probity/etc, etc....and next time you do not have to depend upon error of judgement to bail you out....just remember the magic word AU-TON-O-MOUS !! 1. Oil companies are autonomous, says Jaipal Reddy, so do not blame the government for price rise. 2. IITs are autonomous, says Kapil Sibal, so do not blame the HRD Ministry for the change in entrance exams. 3. CEC is autonomous, says Salman Khurshid, so you cannot blame him if no action is taken against him for the nonsense during UP elections. 4. CAG is autonomous, says the government, so he can keep finding faults with the government, but the government is also autonomous, so it does not have to take any action. 5. The Planning Commission is autonomous, so Montek Singh Ahluwalia can spend 35 lacs for two loos....those privileged to use them are also autonomous. 6. The CBI is autonomous, says Salman Khurshid in the Madhu Koda case; the government has nothing to do with it....Times Now is also autonomous, they can keep chasing the links to Indonesia but the government has nothing to do with it. 7. The CBI is also autonomous in the Jagan Reddy case...the government has not initiated this case...so what if Jagan has inherited the assets from his father YSR....why the CBI did not chase YSR, only the CBI can answer as it is autonomous. 8. Why no action against Mulayam, Mayawati, Laloo, Sharad Pawar,Praful Patel, Gadkari, kindly ask the CBI and NOT the government as the CBI is autonomous....CBI is the brain behind closure reports !! 9. Why no party is opposing the candidature of Dimple Yadav, the Congress/BJP/BSP are not compelled to respond as all these parties are autonomous. 10. The BCCI is not answerable for the match fixing and IPL ghotalas as they are autonomous. 11. And last but not the least, Sonia Gandhi is not to be questioned on any issue, whether it entails her foreign trips in private jets,her hold over the PM, her financial assets, her links with Quatarocci,the CWG scam, the 2G scam, the foreign bank accounts, the money laundering cases, the Coalgate scam, the Madhu Koda scam, the Air India fiasco, etc, etc as she is the one who defines AU-TON-O-MOUS to the hilt. So,my dear friends, all of us are autonomous, let the country go to Hell, as India is also autonomous !! Judicairy?? the architect of autonomy....bails, adjournments and stay orders !! and Media?? .....the champions of autonomy !! What a shame ? !!! OMG !!! Jai Autonomous !! Jai Bharat !!
Posted on: Wed, 06 Nov 2013 07:23:42 +0000
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