Happy Columbus Day everyone. Its that magical day when we shut downs all the banks and government offices to remember the achievements of Eric the red. The greatest Viking who ever lived. And how to settle a bet with his neighbor Plato, the dude who invented calculus and chia pets, about how high you could pile rocks in the Egyptian deserts saddled up his dinosaur and jumped on the titanic to go and find the seven cities of cibola. Unfortunately for humanity he never took that left at Albuquerque and wound up in Columbus Ohio home of the rock and roll hall of fame and officially the laziest city in the world. And now we all celebrate the day by not being able to go inside banks or government buildings and it all makes sense when you realize that llamas are better than the wheel anyway the end
Posted on: Mon, 13 Oct 2014 12:13:58 +0000
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