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Happy New Year, friends! A lot of folks are working on their New Years Resolutions today. Throngs of Americans are preparing to flock to gymnasiums -- giving up coffee and cigarettes and bear claws in exchange for a spot in a weekly Pilates class. Itll be wall-to-wall sweaty people from now until about Saturday. Thats when we can expect lots of very irritable people going through caffeine withdrawal and smelling of Ben Gay. Thats why I just resolved to eat more chocolate. Bill Mann, the USA Today writer came up with the five weirdest resolutions -- like waving to fellow motorists at four way stops -- and collecting air sick bags from jetliners. Thats not so much weird as it is gross. I once resolved not to make any resolutions. But then I realized I had already broken the resolution by resolving not to make a resolution. I think I need another piece of chocolate.
Posted on: Wed, 01 Jan 2014 01:54:10 +0000

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