“Having Arrived At The Gate Of Heaven, Obama Meets a Man With A Beard.” Having arrived at the gates of heaven, Barrack Obama meets a man with a beard. “Are you Muhammad?” he asks. “No my son, I am St. Peter; Muhammad is higher up.” Peter then points to a ladder that rises into the clouds. Delighted that Muhammad should be higher than St. Peter; Obama climbs the ladder in great strides, climbing up through the clouds and coming into a room where he meets another bearded man. He asks again, “Are you Muhammad?” “Why no,” he answers, “I am Moses; Muhammad is higher still.” Exhausted, but with a heart full of joy he climbs the ladder yet again. He discovers a larger room where he meets an angelic looking man with a beard. Full of hope, he asks again, “Are you Muhammad?” “No, I am Jesus, the Christ … you will find MUhammad higher up.” Muhammad higher than Jesus! Man, oh man! Obama can hardly contain his delight and climbs and climbs ever higher. Once again, he reaches an even larger room where he meets this truly magnificent looking man with a silver white beard and once again repeats his question: “Are you Muhammad?” he gasps as he is by now, totally out of breath from all his climbing. “No, my son … I am Almighty God, the Alpha and the Omega, but you look exhausted. Would you like a cup of coffee?” Obama says, “Yes please!” God looks behind him, claps his hands and yells out: “Hey Muhammad — two coffees!” While our president claims to be a Christian, his actions — and his inability to accurately quote Scripture — have repeatedly demonstrated that he is a secular Islamist. In fact, his support for Muslims — even, apparently, radicalized Muslims — continue to lead millions of people to believe that he is a Muslim himself. I have my doubts that Barack Obama even believes in the existence of heaven. But if he does, I’m quite certain that he expects to find Muhammad there when he arrives.
Posted on: Sun, 11 Jan 2015 05:29:22 +0000