Having not been able to watch the Oscars due to an emergency hair transplant I had to get my info through Facebook and Twitter. Here is what I learned: -Jennifer Lawrence while once again looking stunning, should probably stop walking. -Jared Leto has a Jesus complex. -Kenyans are slowing taking over the world and we are defenseless against them. -John Travolta has become extremely successful despite not knowing how to read. -Liza Minnelli passed away 15 years ago but no one has told her yet. -Harrison Ford really loves pizza. -Pharrell Williams must have lost a bet like Barney Stinson and his duck tie. Plus he apparently skips legs day at the gym. -The Academy doesnt like when Bradley Cooper gets a perm. -Leonardo DiCaprio has perfected his Im happy for your win face. -Matthew McConaughey, while growing into a well respected actor, will never be able to get past Dazed and Confused...or naked bongo playing. -U2 was robbed. Of what? I have no idea. Beer, maybe? Bonos sunglasses? I really dont know but I am sure they have enough cash on hand to replace it. -Selfies are still a thing and apparently to top tonights you will have to get a selfie with God, Himself. I guess, Jared Leto could do it. -Space movies win awards. Flash Gordon got robbed. -Pink does her best work while being suspended from the air Cirque du Soleil style. -Whoopi Goldberg just needs to stop. Just stop everything. -Slavery is bad but movies about slavery are good. -In the amount of time it took to air the Oscars the Sovie...I mean, Russia could have invaded Ukraine 3 times.
Posted on: Wed, 05 Mar 2014 06:44:43 +0000
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