Heard a knock on the door and on opening it was some guy claiming to be facebuk. I exclaimed and laughed, “facebuk!” the interview started with ma questions before his *laughing* Green: are you sure you are facebuk? Facebook: yes, this is my ID card (on bringing out his ID from his wallet I interrupted) Green: hey keep it back, maself even gat a 911 ID. Buh I ain’t no 911! Facebook: ok, let’s go on google search. Green: aiight, it aiight. So what brought you to ma cubicle? (Those guys staying in the hostels know what I mean). Mehn I must be way popular on facebuk right now! *laughing responsibly* Facebook: not really…emm Green: emm what? Facebook: yeah we noticed you are one of facebuk many addict. Green: you can’t be serious?! *whispered silently*(it must have been from that belemo gridmasters status update, that guy is in for ma trouble) Now it facebuks questions……. Facebuk: how was your first time on facebuk? Green: dude, it was boring. With no friends yet, I didn’t even know what the ‘like’ button was for mehn*laughing.* ok I noticed there was a time I had like 64 friends, dude I was happy! Buh I didn’t even know this 64 persons, cus b4 u can call a dude your friend u ought to know him wella mehn. So this people were just stocked up in ma friend list, I called all of them intending friend contacts. Facebuk: so how has your status been like, comments, n likes. Comparing when u started n now? Green: when I started I use to have ma status hang out like a week or two b4 I change it, buh I don’t get no comment n zero likes! It was devastating, u know a time came when I thought maybe if I left it a little longer I would get at list a comment. So I left it for a month n a week, dude, I still gat no dahm comment*laughing* Buh right now dat I realized wat facebook is asking is what’s on your mind, I change ma status like every 3sec. and I bet u I gat comment 4 that n quiet some likes too. Facebuk: have you ever come across any status of your friends and u wish that person didn’t just update that day? Green: a lot of them mehn, yeah I said I would ask u guys this, y didn’t u guys make provision for the ‘hate’ button? Cus I fink I really need it, how can one dude just get up in the morning and say “I gat to visit the toilet” another minute he says “my mouth is kind of smelling I need a brush” like 2 hours later he says “am just working down the road, just me”. Dude it’s suppose to be “what’s on your mind!” Facebuk: what are your facebuk photos like? Green: don’t tell me u didn’t check them b4 coming over 4 this interview? Cus I fink u should go back n check them yourself. Facebuk: I know, but I want to know what you think about it. Green: dat’s wat you shud av said, ok. I think I gat a whole lot of some cute pictures, recently I mean. Cus I remembered when I started using ur site, I had this idea that it a ‘face book’ you knw wat I mean*smiling* and I had all dis photos where I was always kneeling down, cus I wanted all ma whole body to show n since it’s a ‘face book’ I wanted ma face to be seen clearly. I didn’t want ma pix rejected mehn*laughing* Facebuk: what has been your highest comment and likes? Join me on part two of this interesting interview next time. Thank you for your time, it green here and this interview was brought to you by facebuk!
Posted on: Sat, 09 Nov 2013 22:55:56 +0000
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