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Height of guessing an answer...... Teacher - who was chandra gupta morya. Santa - he was cousin of ganpati bappa morya.... Boy: hey i bought a new i-phone 5 Girl: wow..... Konsi company ka??? Boy(): ja behen tu ghar ja, reebok ka laya hun... Ek dum latest.... Air hostess to Pandit: Sir,kya lenge? Pandit-Puri,sabji,khir aur laddu. Air hostess-Sir,aap kingfisher k plane me baithe h, Vijay malya k shraadh me nahi... 😀 Sonakshi Sinha knocks on santas door: Kya aapke toothpaste me namak hai?? Santa: Chal bhaag Moti, ab thodi der me poochegi kya aapke shampoo me Chaatmasala hai!!! dekha nahi ki shuru ho jaate hain! Santa to Son: maths vich fail kyu hoya.. Son: 1st day teacher kendi 5+3=8.. Agle din kendi 6+2=8.. fir kendi 4+4=8 ullu di pathi khud confusd hai menu ki padaeygi..😛😛 Mom to Children :- Jo meri baat maanega aur muze ulta jawab nahi dega, usko main Gift dungi Children :- Lo kar lo baat is tarah to saare gift Papa hi le jaayenge ... Sir: Define Energy ? Santa: Sir pura nai aata hain, thoda last ka pata hain, bas. Sir: Thik hain, jitna aata hain utna bolo. Santa: and this is called Energy...... Salesman: Sir, cockroach k liye powder loge kya? Santa: Nahi, hum cockroach ko itna laad-pyar nahi karte! Aaj powder laga denge to kal sala DEO mangega!! Salesman Fainted Kabhi pasand na aye sath mera, to bata dena ae dost hum dil pe pathar rakh k, tumhe goli maar denge (,)__;=- ./) ) _/ /_ bade aye na pasand krne wale.
Posted on: Mon, 24 Mar 2014 12:51:28 +0000

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