Height of prank callπ ππHello pooja hai...? πNahi... ππTo karvalo... Jai Mata Di !!!! πππ Height of irritating someone: Boy: pen hai ?? Girl: nahi.. Thodi der baad.. Boy: pen hai ?? Girl: nahi bola na.. Boy: pen hai pen ?? Girl: nahi hai kaminey, aur abki bar pucha to to hathode se sar phod dungi Kuch der baad... Boy: hathoda hai kya..??? Girl: nahi.. Boy: accha.. to phir pen hai pen..???.. ππ ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, A guy calls an unknown number.. Guy: Fridge hai? Reply: Haan hai. Guy: Chalta hai? Reply: Haan chalta hai.. Guy: Toh pakad ke rakhna, warna bhaag jaayega.. And he hangs up.. After a while, he calls up again.. Guy: Fridge hai? This time the persons really angry. Reply: Nahi hai. Guy: Kahaan se hoga.. Bola tha na pakad ke rakhna varna bhaag jaayega..ππ³ ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ββEk aur... Heart melting love story: Boy: I cant marry u. My family is totally against it. Girl: Who r they 2 stop u? Boy: My wife & 2 kids. πππ ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ββEk aur... Dr:Kaise aana hua? Patient: Doctorsaab tabiyat theek nahi hain Dr: Sharab peete ho? Patient: Peeta to hoon, par chhota peg hi banana. Im not feeling well !π ................................. β Basβlast.. Teacher-How many planets are there? Santa -Mercury, Venus, Jupiter vagerah. Vagerah W Teacher-Aur batao? Santa-Aur bas ...sab badhiya!!! Ekdum Mata raani ki kripa.... Aap sunao...?? ππ ππ One more Height of prank call. ππHello Popatlal hai? Nahi.... Hang up After some time again ππHello Popatlal hai? πBola na nahi hai.... Hang up And again ππHello Popatlal hai? πNahi hai mere baap.... Hang up And one more time ππHello Popatlal hai? πhaan hai bol, kya chahiye πchal hat,..... jhut mat bol, .. ..... Popat green hota hai.. ..... Lal nahi........ ππππππ π π π π π π π
Posted on: Thu, 10 Jul 2014 10:59:35 +0000
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