Hello? (Nicolas Cage in Guarding Tess) Mr. Chesnic? Yes. Please hold for the president. Hello? (President of the United States) Uh, hello! That you, Doug? Yes, sir. How are ya? Im fine. And you? Well, I got this call from Tess Carlisle. And I know this sounds a little crazy... but did you tear up some flowers of hers? Doug? You there? Yes, sir. Somethin about a bunch of roses. Well, uh, no. It wasnt a bunch. sir. Uh-huh. Well, how many of them were there? Just one, sir. I see. And you tore it up, did ya? No, sir. I didnt tear it up. Well, whatd you do? I merely removed the bud. From her flower? Yes. Sir. Okay. Well, lets get past that for a second. As you know I was her husbands vice president. Yes, sir. Frankly, I owe a lot to the Carlisles. She seconded my nomination. I think you know that too. Yes, sir. So uh why dont we all try to get along a little better over there in Ohio, Doug? What do you say? Yes, sir. Absolutely. I dont get it myself. One day she calls me, says she cant live without you. Next day, shes callin, almost in tears. So you know, maybe you two have some kind of sicko thing goin on. No! No, sir. I can tell you tha- Ill tell you this, Doug. Any more phone calls from her, youre gonna be guardin my dog. You understand what Im sayin? Yes sir. Cause I probably got the most important job in the world- Yes sir. -and I feel like a goddamn idiot! havin to call you about a goddamn flower! You know what I mean, Doug? Yes sir I do I certainly do. So what do you say you gonna help me out on this? Yes! You can count on it sir. Thanks Doug. Thats what I wanted to hear. You have yourself a nice evening, son. Yes sir. Night. (click)
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