Here are some stories making headline news in Nigeria this week: 1.) 2015: “Obasanjo And I Have Agreed To Save Nigeria” – Atiku. I will now pause for you to laugh. Are you done? What if they refund the $16 billion they wasted in power reform that did not generate any electricity? Aha! 2.) My husband’s administration has changed lives of Nigerians – Patience Jonathan. Oh, you’re so modest, our lovely First Lady. He transformed our lives so much that we no longer know the difference between stealing and corruption, garri and indomie, agege bread and cassava bread. 3.) $16bn Processing Zone: Stop Insulting Me, Jonathan Tells Itsekiris, Others. I guess Doyin Okupe’s threat to fight those insulting Jonathan has failed. I’ve a radical idea. Why not ignore them? 4.) Speaker Tambuwal Drops Out Of Presidential Race. I almost had a heart attack in the last few days. Mr. Speaker, please, dont do this again. If you become president, who will become the governor of Sokoto state? 5.) Ill be president in 2015.. Gov. Okorocha tells Nigerians to come and bet him. At first I thought it as a classic 419 thing. Any card you choose, he wins. Then, Doyin Okupe explained that it was another case of another politician who has not been taking his medications. 6.) I am very very romantic —Gov Babangida Aliyu of Niger State. I’m happy for his wives & girlfriends. My only worry, dear governor, is your romance with our money- the peoples money. 7.) Money laundering: Court acquits Fani-Kayode on 38 of 40 counts. Two more charges hell celebrate by doing, sorry, I mean, drawing, some lines. 8.) 2015: Kwara people will decide- Saraki. Thats radical idea- for a Saraki to recognize that there are people who live in Kwara state other called the Sarakis. And to think that these people can think? That’s a radical departure! Hm! Is he available to run for president? 9.) Gowon & Co to FG: Block Boko Haram food supply. This Gowon again! This is not Biafra ooo! Where you used starvation as a weapon. Don’t let the children in the North East die! 10.) Nigeria 2015: Only APGA can win Lagos for Jonathan – Party Leader. This is what you get when comedians join politics. 11.) Internet revolution can destroy scholarship - Soyinka. You got this one wrong, Prof. There was no Internet when Pres. Jonathan got his PhD. 12.) Buhari Bests Jonathan Again In Online Poll. Dr. Doyin Okupe, could you please tell these Sahara people that result like this qualifies as an insult on the president. 13.) I dont know how bullets left my AK-47, dismissed DPO tells court. Yeah! I think we should lock him up and tell him ‘we dont know where we dropped the keys to his prison room. ‘ youtu.be/r9y3b_gsit4
Posted on: Wed, 26 Nov 2014 06:30:20 +0000
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