Heres my day today - wake up, look out the window to see siding being blown off the garage, go outside to plant the last of my flower bulbs, walking by a tree that was struck by lightning over the summer and look up in time to see it falling to the ground in front of me, a few minutes later another tree falls across our driveway blocking it, I chainsaw enough of it off to make it passable, walking back up the driveway and see a kitten get blown over by the wind and start tumbling, rescue him (he was ok), get back to the garage to gather up the siding and a state policeman pulls in my driveway and asks if I have seen any runaway horses and, if I do, to tie them up to a tree because the Amish loggers have lost them, finally able to try and start planting the bulbs and the Schwanns man pulls in (a day early) - he gives me my order and I realize I have no money to pay him and no car to go get any because my daughter had to take my car this morning, then a phone call, then another phone call, look for the bulbs in the garage but cant find them because it was dark, open the door up to make it easier to find them and all the leaves I raked up yesterday blow in the garage and cover the floor that I just swept, so I close the door and rake up the leaves on my garage floor, move a chair to reach them all which knocks over a box that hits me in the head, find the bulbs, start planting them and it starts to rain. I said screw it, stayed out in the rain and got every one of those bad boys planted. I think I need a very strong margarita! :)
Posted on: Tue, 25 Nov 2014 00:07:01 +0000