Heres the conversation I had with my bride tonight: [Prefatory - TopicsExpress



          

Heres the conversation I had with my bride tonight: [Prefatory note: Julie almost always precedes me to bed, which leaves me to walk the dogs, which I always do. Nevertheless, she always reminds me to walk the dogs before she heads upstairs. I recently protested her unnecessary admonition, in response to which she promised she would not ask me anymore. Now, back to the conversation...at 11 pm...] JULIE: Im not going to ask you to walk the dogs tonight. ME: You just did. JULIE: No, I didnt! ME: Yes, you did. Didnt you see Pretty Woman? JULIE: I dont get your meaning. ME: Edward told Vivian, I never called you a whore. To which she replied, You just did. JULIE: OK, youre a whore. ~~ The End ~~
Posted on: Mon, 10 Nov 2014 04:29:55 +0000

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