Heres to the best UPS guy in the whole world...Bob. For the past 15 years, Bob has been a constant in our lives, visiting just slightly more than my parents on a weekly basis. I dont mind Bobs visits, though, because, unlike my parents, he never complains about my house being a mess or makes me make him coffee. He just brings me things and leaves. Matter of fact, hes here so much, at one point when they were younger, I think my children believed he was their father. Anyway, Bob is the best. Not only does he hide the packages in the garage that contain gifts for the kids so they dont see them, he also puts items inside the house if he knows that they are expensive. Additionally, Bob is the only person who was ever allowed to walk on my property when I had my Boston Terrier, Buster, without having to re-live a live scene from the movie Cujo. (For evidence of Busters tenacity, see the scars on Martys legs.) Buster never tried to shred Bob. Today, Bob brought his awesomeness to a whole new level. He didnt have a scheduled visit, but he stopped at my house to leave a note on my door telling me where Pongo was. Now you see what Brown can do for you. To my children, he is no longer Bob the UPS guy, he will now be referred to as Uncle Bobby.
Posted on: Wed, 30 Jul 2014 01:38:50 +0000
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