Hey!? do you have within you the like to do things like Television, and Movies, and Books, an Musicals, and Comics, and Video Games, and Cyber-Space, and The Radio, and Anime, and Toys, and Resturaunts, and Theatre Plays, and Games, and Manga, and Adventure Time Plushies, and Adventure Time Pajamas, and Adventure Time Figurines, and Adventure Time, and Music, and TelePrompter, and Costume Play, and THE INTERNET? welllllll...none of those things are like Babys names at all! Do you want to know why? Because those things dont make money, and were not just talking Chump Change we mean the Big Bucks, Major Hundos, Calamitous Clams. Thats right folks, you deduced it correctly, we are the epitome and central strength force of the dubious darkness known as CAPITALISM. You have seen our apparrel and merchandise is a clever trick to make millions, not just meager money bills to pass the time. Now why would we do that? Well why not? Why not do terrible horrible things in the name of entertaining people( a type of bigger baby.)? yeah we got big bug dreams and aspiration, so sue us, we sure could use the money when we COUNTER-SUE you!!! *loel* I super bug swear we are good bugs though, case in point we only have ever shopped at thrift stores and only eaten the best foods we can forage from the scrap heaps put behind store shops . We have planted numerous Community Bug Gardens filled with native bug plants designed to attract us to the garden, which is also aka pretty flowers. These are the good things we do and the right way to do it. Not only do we do all that but we also take our show on the road and spend time with all the wild animals in the outdoors an keep them company, animals feel alone all the time if not for bugs that hum and buzz such sweet babys names into their ears all the time nonstop. And to top it all off every year we attend and participate in the G-820 summits, as outlined in the Kyoto Protocol and demanded by the Prime Directive. anyways here are some things we want to do to churn out more evil greed juice: a Babys names book filled with exclusive never before seen content of names and pictures and baby charts plus recipes. a dream come true a Bug Face plushie pillow/thingy because who doesnt like a nice cloth object stuffed with fluff especially when it looks like one of their favorite faces ever? a Babys names mobile app for smartphones, a way to generate names quick on the go, play Bug Games, take exclusive snapchats with, message preselected stickers emoji back and forth with your friends all with the trimmings and frame of a green bug *loel* perfect right? ...then after all that we open the Babys names private 9am-5pm clinic where babies can be named quickly in case of emergency 24/7 Maybe your attention span is interested in a post this long Thank you, sincerely, #LoveThisBug
Posted on: Mon, 26 Jan 2015 22:43:56 +0000
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