Hi there Pringles, the names Darren I work in a pub i do long nights and I came home around 2:30am I fancied a little late night snack I opened the cupboard to see to my amazement a fresh packet of unopened Pringles Sour Cream & Onion the peoples favourite, but there would be a bit of a twist in this story. I sit down to watch some tv and peel back the top and take out some sour cream goodness! To find my taste buds dont quite match my usual taste for that flavour so I carry on half way through the pack to see this taste wasnt changing my taste buds some how resembled my hatred for the brand of ORIGINAL .. Thats right a green pack with the flavour of a piece of cardboard... Who is the person who made this happen. Who is the person that made a fat grown man cry. Who is the person that put the original flavour in a sour cream & onion tin. Listen I dont know who you are. I dont know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I dont have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you give me a free tin of Sour Cream & Onion Pringles, thatll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you dont, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you. I took this from the movie Taken but if you could see my face right now you will understand that I mean business.
Posted on: Wed, 15 Oct 2014 11:52:19 +0000
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