Hi there this is Dr Dudgeon I have been studying two relatively - TopicsExpress



          

Hi there this is Dr Dudgeon I have been studying two relatively new syndromes/viruss that hav started to attack our society ova the last 5-10 years!! The first syndrome is the its the end of the world syndrome the symptoms to look for on people are as follows; a ability to let one thing that is considered minute by others exasperate your life to the point of depression!!! Expamples of this are , odd socks put together in the drawer, a light coating of dust anywhere in a house, checking the weather forecast seeing its goin to rain the next day n this spoiling ur washing line day, clothes u were goin to wear place u were goin to go coz the rain will spoil the journey!! Hence the inner shriek the people with this syndrome have-OMG its the end of the world!! This syndrome is contagious u can be around these pool but not too long or you could end up catching it! The second syndrome/virus this is the -I cant do that its not fair cant you see Im In a slight coma syndrome. This syndrome has had a rapid growth over the last ten years and is affecting people of the 14-28 . Symptoms are a slightly slumped torso a expression on there face like u hav just taken every worldly posession off them killed their family n left them with a rubix cube to entertain them! If u ask these people todo anything that is slightly out of there comfort zone n requires their adrenal glands to release the smallest amount of cortisol (stress coping hormone) , for example , work more than 8 hours a day or some severe cases work at all, clean themselves, make their own food, get out of bed before 8am(toilet trips not included) do something that is challenging n may be painful in the process but the reward after very high u will get the -I cant do this its not fair cant you see Im in a slight coma syndrome stare first then the body will seem shrink the person will frantically complain and in severe cases start to run away searching for the teat of their mothers nipple to suckle on at what ever age they are! Try your best not tobe on these people company this syndrome is very contagious and your life will be far easier without it!!! There is a third syndrome but this syndrome is on the decline it also is contagious! This syndrome is called -I will succeed in life and enjoy the journey syndrome- the people that have this syndrome are in all areas of life high paid jobs low paid jobs they could be black white , fat thin, good looking , ugly, of all different social and religious back grounds, they have in common the symptoms of the syndrome, they walk with a upright posture they look you in the eye and smoke when they speak to you, they understand we all will have problems and challenging times in life but they have a internal fire never to give up and no that the fight of the pressure and problem has a reward when completed and won, this is the development of qualities like determination , character, patience, empathy, endurance, faith in ourselves a and others , self control, and others. and they also understand we will have good times with family and friends that are tobe treasured and we should be thankful for, they understand money is important but is only a vehicle to give you choices the real reward is in the passion and drive todo something well and treat and the people you come contact along the way well and with respect and if this gives u lots of money great if this give enough to keep you and your family fed clothed n watered then excellent. Family friends and and all of you being happy is a big symptom of this syndrome You should look for these people and surround yourself with them and hopefully you may catch this syndrome if you havnt already been lucky enough todo! Im back to my studies of this weird species will live in have a good day! Much love Dr Dudge!
Posted on: Sat, 20 Sep 2014 08:10:54 +0000

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