Hoping for a Speedy Recovery THE EBOLA FILES As the world wakes up to news of the worsening health crisis in western Africa, Downpatrick has been put on red alert by local medical authorities after local bar owner and self proclaimed quizmaster extrordinaire Graham Mullan was struck down by a mystery illness. Revellers in speedys bar where last night seen spilling out into the street screaming and forming a protective circle around Just Adam. This harrowing scene occured after local tough guy Graham Mullan (56) began vomiting what appeared to be blood. CEO of the business Bush later commented, im shocked. Graham had been in such good health. Only moments before i neck nominated him to down a bottle of red aftershock. Now this. Its a mystery to me Quick thinking local taxi driver mouse pointed out that vomiting has been named as a major ebola symtpom. He also recalled having recently driven mullan to the airport to go watch favourite team Manchester united play It was at that point the locals who realised the danger they were in bravely evacuated mullan through the front window before ushering him carefully back to his home whilst in the boot of mouses taxi. Have a go hero Mouse later commented if he dies he dies. One less g on the street means one less cop on the beat Politicians and doctors have refused to commit any aid or provisions to the affected man or his family as yet. The majority of the Downpatrick Ebola budget has so far been spent on the meadows, saul road and Cricket club. Local officials state until kennedy square residents stop referring to doctors as vodoo men they simply wont be entering the estate.
Posted on: Fri, 24 Oct 2014 16:13:19 +0000
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