How dare you call the poor guy a redneck? How dare you? Being a redneck has nothing to do with your skin color. Rather its all about you way of life and personal habits. Youre a redneck if you grab your crotch in public. Youre a redneck if you dog whistle your girlfriend/wife. Youre a redneck if you eat standing on the porch instead of the dinning table. Youre a redneck if prefer a pickup truck with a gun rack instead of a Mercedes or a BMW. Youre a redneck if you belched in a crowd without saying excuse me. Youre a redneck if youve ever asked a close relative to marry you. Youre a redneck if you love working in the field instead of the office. Am I getting to you already? You must be a redneck if sleep your mouth opened and just one eye shut. You must be a redneck if you ask a nursing mother next door for some milk for your coffee. You must be a redneck if your choice home is on wheels. You must be a redneck if your stomach hangs out of your T shirt NB: The last was inspired by Ann Helms wasted hubby.
Posted on: Sat, 25 Jan 2014 01:47:41 +0000
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