How many of us have watchd Harry Potter Movie?? If you watch Harry Potter backwards its about a Kid who brings a dead bald dude back to life. Then said bald dude rebuilds their castle and goes around healing people until he steals some guys metal hand. The guy is angry that he lost his hand so he throws him in a cauldron and turns him into a fetus. Then some kids turn that guy into a rat and keep him as a pet for revenge. Then the same kid who brought the Bald dude to life (and appears to be Benjamin Button) summons some dementors to breathe a soul into his godfather, who then donates a horse-bird to the school and breaks into a prison because hes a wild stallion who cant be tamed. The kid then brings an obese, flying lady down to earth and makes her live with them. He then proceeds to enslave an innocent house elf who later helps him out by making bludgers stay away from him, and cleaning cake off of his house guests, and even delivering his mail in attempts to repair their friendship. Also, he heals the bald dude and unleashes a snake monster that heals paralysis victims on the school. He then drives a car into a giant spider nest and moon walks out like a boss. He then climbs the tree where he parked his car. Being a magic tree, it repaired the car and helped it take off. Then meets his friends at a train station and goes to have a quick shopping trip with them. But they are bad people and force him to go into a dark alley and find his own way home. Later the bald dude possesses an Al Quaeda terrorist and makes him try to hide the sorcerers stone so no one can find it. Then the grumpy principal takes away points from Gryffindor and expels Harry and sends him to an abusive family. The bald dude later reunites Harry with his long lost parents as a final thank you.
Posted on: Wed, 13 Nov 2013 19:51:25 +0000