Human of Nairobi A: Guys I have a mpango for Sunday Humans of Nairobi B, C, D, E, F, G, H I J, K,L and M: oooohkeeeeeyyyyyy Human of Nairobi A: Lets do a barbeque Humans of Nairobi B, C, D, E, F, G, H I J, K,L and M (who all love Barbeque): We are listening... Human of Nairobi A: Lets do is in the park Humans of Nairobi B, C, D, E, F, G, H I J, K,L and M (who all love to hike, climb mountains, outdoors and Barbeque): Aha...? (excitedly other Humans of Nairobi join in the discussion) Humans of Nairobi B: That would be great, so we can do it in Karura Park, borrow bikes and ride, do yoga... Human of Nairobi C: Si we do it in Uhuru park Human of Nairobi D: Nice, We can even ride those boats we used to ride when we were kids… Human of Nairobi E: Yeah, and take selfies with KICC Human of Nairobi F: Only Shagzmodo do that, toka hapa Human of Nairobi G: No, actually it is in again, it is cool in like an ironic way, you know like the way those New York hipsters made those shoes cool again, it is in a book by Malcom Gladwell in Blink or Outliers Human of Nairobi G: It wasn’t Blink, It was in Tipping Point, but Malcom Gladwell is a sham…I can give you posts to show how he oversimplifies complex ideas and makes average think they are smart… silence... Human of Nairobi A: People, people, people, focus…When I say park, I mean Nairobi national park Humans of Nairobi B, C, D, E, F, G, H I J, K,L and M : Eeeehheeee… Human of Nairobi K: wewe…ebu tukae chini atuambie Humans of Nairobi B, C, D, E, F, G, H I J, K,L all virtuall sit down around the fire and look at Human of Nairobi A keenly. Human of Nairobi A: In the park there are several places where you are allowed to barbecue.. Human of Nairobi G: Excuse me here, I don’t want to sound like a wet blanket but aren’t there Lions and hyenas and other carnivorous animals. Are you suggesting we buy a carcass of a goat, take it to Nairobi national park, burn a carcass in the vicinity of carnivorous animals? Are you insane? Human of Nairobi A: Yes, that is exactly what I am proposing. I thought this FB thread was for lunatics like me? Human of Nairobi G: I like it! Humans of Nairobi B, C, D, E, F, G, H I J, K, L and M :YES!!!! Chatter: Enyewe thats a plot...me I am in like a vermin…hata mimi am game…nani analeta sufuria…mimi…we nani si unaeza pata ile jiko ya ku barbeque…mimi nitaleta snacks…ii event inaitwaje…bbq with lions…no nyama na wanyama sounds better…wazi… snacks za nini, si mimi nitapika ile ugali ya mluhya?...sawa, nani analeta soft drinks…soft drinks za nini, kwani tunaenda church, ni tununue kimzinga like dis, mi najua boy wa afco…aa, it is BYOB…na kuna kitu ya kuvuta…iyo usiulize, Yule analeta anajijua….tunameet saa ngapi…who is driving? Can I be picked up aat the gate…yes, me I have space…and who is going shopping etc etc
Posted on: Mon, 04 Aug 2014 14:00:52 +0000
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