I HOPE THIS ISNT THE WAY MY DAY IS GOING TO GO BUT THERE IS A GOOD CHANCE IT IS.....TO EXPLAIN....I AM A VERY SIMPLE PERSON....I DONT NEED FANCY CARS I WILL TAKE THE OLD ONE BECAUSE IT HAS HISTORY,I WILL PEEL VEGTABLES AND SLICE THEM VERSES USING A FOOD PROCESSOR,I AM JUST AS HAPPY WITH A MOWER THAT HAS NO GAS POWER VERSES A RIDING MOWER...I NEVER HAVE FOUND THAT I COULDNT COOK SOMETHING BECAUSE I DIDNT HAVE THE NEW GADGETS ,I USE MY OLD AND IMPROVISE ...WHEN I LEAVE THE HOUSE I WAS VERY HAPPY NOT HAVING A PHONE ,I WAS HAPPY WITH SAYING HI TO PEOPLE IN THE STORE AND NOT HAVING TO WAIT TO TAKE A CALL BEFORE THEY COULD FINISH WHAT THEY WERE TELLING ME....EVEN NOW I DO NOT USE ONE OF THOSE CASES YOU PUT ON YOUR WAIST OR PUT IT IN MY PURSE FOR THE SIMPLE REASON I NEVER HEAR IT RING !!!! SOME MAY NOT LIKE TO KNOW THIS BUT ...I PUT MY PHONE IN THE TOP CORNER OF THE BRA...IT IS CLOSE I HEAR IT RING AND I ALWAYS KNOW WHERE IT IS CAUSE THERE IS NOT A CHANCE OF LOOSING IT THERE !!! I DONT LIKE A PHONE THAT IS SMARTER THEN I AM...(NOW TO THE REASON FOR THIS RANT!) FOR MOTHERS DAY MY HUSBAND GOT ME A NEW PHONE PUT HIM OUT FIFTY BUCKS BUT I WAS HAPPY !! MY OLD PONE WAS FINE BUT HE THOUGHT I NEEDED THE NEW ONE ..ALL WAS WELL UNTIL....HE AND EVERYONE ELSE STARTED COMPLAINING THAT I WASNT ANWSERING MY PHONE AND I HAD TO SHOW THEM I NEVER GOT THE CALL!! I THEN HAD TO TAKE MY NEW PHONE BACK TO HAVE IT FIXED GOT IT BACK....SAME PROBLEM AFTER TWO MONTHS THEY SENT ME A NEW ONE AND I STILL HAD THE SAME PROBLEM WHICH WAS FINE WITH ME BECAUSE I DONT WANT A PHONE WITH ME ALL THE TIME ANYWAY !!! ( IS THAT WRONG TO SAY?) WAYNE CALLED AND GOT ME A DIFFERENT PHONE NOT FANCY AND THE SALES PERSON SAID I NEEDED THE PHONES THAT DO A FEW EXTRA THING BUT OF COURSE IT WOULD COST MORE THEN WAYNE WANTED TO SPEND ! WAYNE SAID NO IT IS NOT THE MONEY THIS IS WHAT MAKES MY WIFE HAPPY AND IF SHE IS HAPPY WE ARE ALL HAPPY !!! ANYWAY GOT THE PHONE HOME I DIDNT MISS ANY MORE CALLS ! DANG IT !!! THEN TWO WEEKS INTO THE NEW PHONE THE SCREEN WENT BLANK !! COULDNT PULL UP MY CONTACTS AND COULDNT SEE WHO WAS CALLING AND COULDNT TELL IF I MISSED CALLS OR NOT !!! AGAIN FINE WITH ME !! NOT SO GOOD WITH WAYNE ......HE CALLED THE PHONE COMPANY AND SAID HE WAS CHANGING COMPANIES AND VENTED ABOUT THE PROBLEMS WITH THE PHONE ME AT HOME AND NONE THE WISER !! TUESDAY A BOX WAS DELIVERED TO THE HOUSE FOR WAYNE ....WHEN HE GOT HOME I FOUND HE HAD LET THEM TALK HIM INTO GETTING ME A SMART PHONE !! DID I SAY I DONT LIKE THINGS SMARTER THEN ME???? JUST SIMPLE !!!! HOW HARD CAN THAT BE !! IT TOOK HIM ALL MONDAY AND PART OF TUESDAY TO TRY TO SET IT UP THEN HE HAD TO TAKE IT BACK TO THEM TO ACTIVATE THE PHONE ! ALL I COULD SAY WAS ,,,,REALLY???? HE SAID IT WAS NO BIG DEAL !! BUT THE PHONE WAS SENT TO YOU FROM THEM...DID THEY THINK YOU DIDNT NEED IT ACTIVATED WHEN THEY SENT IT OR DID THEY THINK WE WERE JUST CARRY IT FOR LOOKS WHICH NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT THAT WOULD BE FINE WITH ME !! BUT NONE THE LESS THE PHONE WAS READY FOR ME TO USE LAST NIGHT !!! SO AFTER THREE DAYS I GOT TO CARRY MY FANCY PHONE IN AND PLUG IT IN TO CHARGE AND WAY NE SAID NOW TOMORROW YOU ARE READY TO GO AND ALTHOUGH I WAS THINKING OH YEAH !! IT TOOK YOU THREE DAYS TO GET IT WORKING !! ALL I SAID OUT LOUD WAS THAT IS GREAT!!! I GOT UP THIS MORNING ...LET THE DOG OUT ,GOT MY COFFEE,GOT AWAKE THEN WENT IN TO GET THE PHONE I PUSHED THE BUTTON THAT HE SAID TURNS IT ON.....NOTHING....PUSHED IT AGAIN....NOTHING........WAITED....PUSHED IT AGAIN...NOTHING !!!!!.......I PUT THE PHONE ON THE TABLE WHERE I FULLY INTENDED TO LEAVE IT FOR THE DAY ....WAYNE CALLED AND ASKED WHY MY PHONE WASNT ON ......I EXPLAINED I HAD TRIED TO TURN IT ON BUT GOT NOTHING....HE SAID TRY IT AGAIN ...I DID.....HE ASKED WHAT IT DID ...AGAIN I SAID N-O-T-H-I-N-G !!! (MORE PRONOUNCED ) HE SAID WELL THATS NOT GOOD !! I REPLIED YA THINK !!! HE SAID OKAY TRY IT ONE MORE TIME AS I REPLIED OH! GOOD GRIEF !!! OKAY WHAT IS IT DOING ? I SAID NOTHING !! IT HAS THE SAME STUPID APPLE ON IT THAT IT HAD WHEN I STARTED !!!!! HIS REPLY WHAT ! WAIT A MINUTE .....AS ON THE OTHER END OF THE PHONE I AM SO DONE AND GAVE THE EYE ROLE TO THE CIELING......HE SAID TURN THE PHONE OVER.......I EXCLAIMED OH GOOD LORD !!! AS I PICKED THE PHONE UP OFF THE TABLE AGAIN THEN AS I TURNED IT OVER ...I SAID OH !! WELL ....DAG NAB IT !!!! WAYNE SAID NOW WHAT IS IT DOING ? I SAID WELL IT IS WORKING LOVE YOU BYE AND I HUNG UP VERY QUICK !!!! I GET A CALL ON THE NEW CELL FROM WAYNE LAUGHING AT ME AS HE SAID YOU HAD IT UPSIDE DOWN DIDNT YOU !!!! TO WHICH I REPLIED YES! BUT IT TOOK YOU THREE DAYS TO TURN THE STUPID THING ON !!!!! HOPE YOU HAVE A GREAT DAY I WILL NOW BE LEAVING MY WORLD WITH THE NEW PHONE AND STEPPING INTO MOM AND DADS WORLD AND KNOWING WAYNE WILL GIVE ME GRIEF WHEN HE GETS HOME I MIGHT JUST STAY THERE !!! HAVE A GREAT DAY AND REMEMBER TO LAUGH !!!! LOVE AND HUGS !!
Posted on: Thu, 10 Jul 2014 16:54:52 +0000
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