I am Kenyan (tribal Kenyan) When i grow up i will change my tribe...... Tribe?? yes tribe....i want to have experiences i will change it twice am tired of Matoke i now want Mukimu(lazy food) and fish (they say its smelly) You now know where i will change my tribe to, in the first case; I want to change my tribe....because i am Kenyan i want to be known as a thief...i want to die of country man.....i want to sleep with cows, sleep with goats, sleep with hens.....i want experiences like bragging with my cut dick...i want my teeth to stop being as white as snow and change to chocolate......I really want to be drinking Changaa and my wife beats me because as a kisii its only vice versa that happens....i also want to fight for gay rights but i cant do it now because under my mature culture that is an abomination...against my Christian values that is evil....I also want to get Government appointments i will change my tribe round one. In the second case; I want to change my tribe and be associated with Obama, Lupiter i want to feel the pride of associating with people the world admire......i want to feel like Odinga or Odongo in politics, I want to feel like Origi and Oliech in sports.....I want to be bright in class just like Owino....As a Kenyan who loves tribes i want to be all round......so help me. Now i hope insults today turn to praises....you can praise me on my wall today.
Posted on: Sun, 26 Oct 2014 06:20:57 +0000
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