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I am flying back from China yesterday. Im sitting between an anemic spectacled pencil-neck and a rotund beetling helmonni with a sense of self-entitlement brash as a mobile neon sign with the volume set on deafen and cripple. I was supposing I could be a conduit for a brain transplant between the two of them. Geek Boy could get some guts while Her Bossy Obnoxiousness, the Imperious Empress of Meme-Me, land of serfs and minions, could get some insight into narcissism of a lesser degree. Meanwhile, I could ask the flight attendant for some tissue so my pallid friend does not have to flick the nose gold that he is so earnestly mining all over the cabin. Gross me out. The WHOLE flight this scrawny geek picked his nose. And then, I have to mention, across the aisle is another guy whose Mother dressed him to look just like a candied ice cream cone. Glad it wasnt a long flight. But why dont they ever put me in the Nubility Section?
Posted on: Mon, 28 Apr 2014 11:03:57 +0000

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