I belong to a secret group called Talk like a Guru. The cover photo is House of Nonsense. We have a self proclaimed Swami posting great wisdom. Hes so good, we have recommended him for the Neo-Advaita / Old Gods Smackdown that Jack and Rexella are refereeing. If you wish to join the list IM me and I will add you so you too can be part of the fun. Here is some of Swami Krsnandas wisdom. Rachel Wicker 3 hrs · Edited Swami Sri Krsnanda Ji 1 hr Purely out of Compassion a True Guru will flesh out the imposters. For as long as you deceive yourself you will be deceived. LikeLike · Seen by 14 Rachel Wicker How does the Guru know that he isnt the impostor and just deluded? 57 mins · Like Swami Sri Krsnanda Ji You project your ignorant perspective onto Me and then somehow believe your perspective is My responsibility. This never loses its humor to Me. 55 mins · Edited · Like · 1 Rachel Wicker It was a simple question. You would think a guru would simply answer without taking it as a personal attack. 46 mins · Like · 1 Swami Sri Krsnanda Ji It is you who believes that your question is meaningful, I Know it is not. Beyond that, there is nothing more to say. 45 mins · Like Rachel Wicker So you cant answer the question then... 44 mins · Like · 1 Rachel Wicker Is that what gurus do? Evade questions that them themselves brought about with their own statements, by dismissing them as irrelevant. Sounds more like government than guru... 43 mins · Like · 1 Swami Sri Krsnanda Ji It is only ignorant blindness that keeps you from seeing I have already answered you Rachel. 43 mins · Like · 1 Rachel Wicker You have simply evaded the question. You obviously feel threatened. I will leave you to your guruness. My ignorance as you put it, is not your responsibility. But a word from the wiser, I would get some counselling for that persecution complex. 40 mins · Like · 1 Swami Sri Krsnanda Ji It is as you see it Rachel, you can use your infinite power to delude yourself if you wish. 38 mins · Like Rachel Wicker I have never claimed to be a guru. I dont need to label myself with anything of the sort. I am everything and nothing and perfectly happy as such. Enjoy your label. 36 mins · Like Swami Sri Krsnanda Ji I only use labels to communicate with those who have not dropped the label maker. 31 mins · Like · 1 Rachel Wicker I have been through more, and achieved more than 99% of people I know. And I did it all on my own. I didnt do it by professing to be some great wise person. I did it by following my dreams and laughing at adversity every step of the way. I dont need other people to look up to me, or be devoted to my amazing teachings. I love myself enough to not need validation of my greatness from others. Just being me is more than enough. 30 mins · Like Swami Sri Krsnanda Ji Broadcast Ego. 27 mins · Like Rachel Wicker The only answer that I can derive from what you have said here, is that you yourself are the false guru that has just been flushed out. As you so eloquently put it. 26 mins · Like Swami Sri Krsnanda Ji As you see it so it is, oh, infinitely powerful deluded one. 25 mins · Like Rachel Wicker Im not impressed. I find you lacking and disappointing. Where is this great wisdom that spills from you without effort? 23 mins · Like Swami Sri Krsnanda Ji As I have told your predecessor, I have no interest in impressing you, that is your words and your game. You are here on My posts, you will never find Me on yours. 22 mins · Like Jacqueline Leslie Rachel, this one is full of bull and doesnt realize it. I wonder how we might help a brother out. 20 mins · Unlike · 1 Sophia Murray Show him your tits!!! 19 mins · Unlike · 1 Swami Sri Krsnanda Ji When everyone is a pretend Guru there is no problem, since everyones bullshit smells the same. But when One comes along smelling like a rose its intolerable to the bullshitters who can now smell their own shit. 19 mins · Like Jacqueline Leslie Yes, Tittiji smells of roses, Swami. Good of you to notice. 18 mins · Unlike · 1 Sophia Murray And Swami is pretending.. 18 mins · Unlike · 1 Swami Sri Krsnanda Ji Everything smells like roses to Me. 17 mins · Like Jacqueline Leslie Swamis are as common as the day is long. Tittijis on the other hand....once in a lifetime will anyone be blessed enough to enjoy her essence of rose. 17 mins · Unlike · 1 Rachel Wicker I am thankful for that al least. I have no predecessor. Your previous disagreements are of no interest to me, just as my legitimate question was of no interest to you. Its a shame you obviously carried that over when you decided I had attacked you with my question and answered with aggression and pomposity, before accusing me of Ego!! (My Me) me does not need to be capitalised except by one who is trying to convince themselves of their own authority. We could have been friends, but you showed your true face. 17 mins · Edited · Like Swami Sri Krsnanda Ji I Am not here to be anyones friend, I Am a wake up call to those who are imposters of Me. 15 mins · Like · 1 Rachel Wicker Sounds like your projecting there Swami. A rose came along and you smelt your own bullshit. Shame shame. But no loss to me, your bullshit just served to fertilise my ego. For my first contact with a guru its been very enlightening. I am now content that I have nothing to gain from such people. 13 mins · Like Swami Sri Krsnanda Ji Separating the wheat from the chaff, the bullshitters from the Truth Seekers, is My Game. I can wait another life or ten thousand for you Rachel, it is all the same to Me. 10 mins · Like Rachel Wicker Why, oh why pray tell, would anyone what to be an impostor of you???? 10 mins · Like · 1 Jacqueline Leslie hahhaahhaha! 10 mins · Like Swami Sri Krsnanda Ji Your question reveals the chaff, I Am only interested in the wheat. 8 mins · Like Sophia Murray Chop, chop....gluten free! 7 mins · Like Jacqueline Leslie The wheat has been altered irretrievably and now has no nutritional value 7 mins · Unlike · 2 Rachel Wicker You mean you are only interested in those so weak and lacking in themselves, that they desire your guidance? 6 mins · Like Jacqueline Leslie A true god is able to be everywhere at once. How is it that you cant even keep up with your OPs, Swami? 6 mins · Unlike · 1 Rachel Wicker The wheat will grow by itself and does not require your assistance, but the chaff will go on to fertilise and nurture many a seed. 5 mins · Edited · Like Sophia Murray Looks like Swami moved to Vegas where he can get more action 4 mins · Unlike · 1 Jacqueline Leslie Swami is the Monsanto of the wheat industry 4 mins · Unlike · 1 Swami Sri Krsnanda Ji Jacqueline your childish ignorance is hilarious, I Am in everyway experiencing humanity just as you, the only difference is that I Am God experience Myself as human. 4 mins · Like · 1 Jacqueline Leslie Me too! What a coincidence! 3 mins · Like Jacqueline Leslie The god in me enjoys hilarity. Im glad you get me. lol 2 mins · Unlike · 1 Rachel Wicker Vagas, the breeding ground of shams and charlatans. And gambling and tits. Only one of those things is appealing. 2 mins · Like Swami Sri Krsnanda Ji You can play at words Jacqueline, but that is all it Is. You do not Know Me. 1 min · Like Jacqueline Leslie I Know Me. And I AM you and YOU are Me. 1 min · Like Rachel Wicker Oh Swami, God really? Which one? Unable to post comment. Try Again
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