I cant prove this, but I bet the fracas started when one of the patrons - a selfish capitalist - insisted on getting the full lap dance for which hed invested 59 cents a minute. Another guest, disgusted by the notion of rent or possession-time, struck the first gentleman. Scandalously, he used a pick axe made of old-growth Douglas fir - a felony on the West Coast, since no tree or wetlands had been offered to replace the the ancient fir. The Lorax will convene a Grand Jury Monday. Normally the arestees would be worried, as prosecutors famously are able to persuade Grand Juries to indict ham sandwiches. But since this occurred at a vegan community with nary a slice of ham to be found anywhere, the outcome is uncertain. Justice Department Investigator J. LeBelle, a carnivore Wisconsin transplant, said property damage was minimal and confined to the broken-off heel of one mans Birkenstocks. .
Posted on: Sun, 30 Nov 2014 03:26:25 +0000
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