I dont know about all you moms, but I had THE best mothers day. It is a time when we under-appreciated, selfless collaborators with g-d are celebrated and recognized. I have an insiders glance into some mothers day gifts that were given yesterday to some famous moms. 1. Angelina Jolie-I hear she was given an Orphan of the Month calendar. June is Angola month. 2. Dolly Parton- Once More she was given fake flowers, Cuz fake ones last longer than the real ones 3. Jada Pinkett- an Intervention with Dr. Phil, but only if he poses for a topless selfie with her will she agree for it to be televised, plus she and Will have to get a percentage of his show. 4. Katie Holmes- A banner colored by Suri reading Free at Last. 5. Victoria Beckham-Sorry, but she doesnt need ANYTHING (I hate her:) 6. Beyonce-Rihanna’s Early Retirement 7. Elton John – You know he’s the “mom”. Swarovski diaper bag with matching hat 8. Michelle Obama-Jay Carney refused to tell me, but it has something to do with a video 9. Elizabeth Warren-the democratic party.-She will be changing the name to the Native-American Party. 10. Lois Lerner-Big Mama in the big house. I hope everyone had the greatest day yesterday and if there were more moms running this country, we would definitely be more evolved. Yeh, I said it!
Posted on: Mon, 12 May 2014 14:29:24 +0000