I forgot to tell you that on our cruise last week on the Carnival Glory I discovered something terrible about my wife, something horrific. No, she hasn’t been having an affair with Pine Bluff …..nope, she bought a sodding Kindle. Yes I know that they can store 2390 books but there’s no “new book smell,” no folding the pages over, and if you drop it in the bath you’ve buggered But I think Heidi got one for another rreason. Because there is no book cover you can download books that you would normally be too embarrassed to read in public while sitting on the deck. She had probably downloaded “ How To Live With A Man Who Has A tiny Gentleman’s Sausage” A Kindle then is perfect to download those embaressing books that you would never want to show the rest of the ship you were reading like “ Syphilis and how o Cure It “ or “ A Guide to Paris.” So do you Kindle or do you book?
Posted on: Wed, 16 Apr 2014 16:36:34 +0000
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