I found this funny had to share. SOCIALISM:you have 2 cows and give one to ur neighbour COMMUNISM:you have 2 cows,the government takes both and give you some milk. BUREAUCRATISM:you have 2 cows,the government takes both,shoots one,milks d other and throws d milk away. AN AMERICAN CORPORATION:you have 2 cows,you sell one and force the other to produce milk of four cows.later you hire a consultant to analyze why d cow dropped dead. CHINESE CORPORATION:you have 2 cows and you have 300 people milking them. JAPANESE CORPORATION:you have 2 cows,you redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times milk. A SWISS CORPORATION:you have 5000 cows none of them belongs to you and you charge others for storing them. FRENCH CORPORATION:you have 2 cows.you go on strike bcos you want three cows. AN IRAQI CORPORATION:everyone thinks you have lots of cows.you tell them that you have none.no one believes you and they bomb your arse....you still have no cows but atleast now you are part of a 'democracy'. OPRAH WINFREY:you get a cow! And you get a cow! Everybody gets a cow. FATALIST:you have 2 doomed cows
Posted on: Wed, 11 Sep 2013 06:07:40 +0000
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