I have a topic here that may be offensive to some and if you are offended so be it. Farting and all the words that described it, too many to recite here. I believe a fart is a gas plug to other events. When Hayduke lets one off I know the plug gas plug has been opened to things to come....out the door we go. Farting is a natural thing to do. A girl told me girls dont fart. Thats too bad because it tells you so much about your diet, general health, and if you can get away with it without anybody noticing it. There are seldom heard farts and seldom noticed otherwise farts and then there are the ones that I dont give a shit farts. Remember two rules of farting: 1) never trust a fart if you are over 50 2) never force a fart. 3) never confess a fart unless you are with the guys or gals. Also consider eating less grains. I wonder if anybody ever heard the Queen of England fart? Well, Im taking me and my farting companion to bed.
Posted on: Fri, 31 Jan 2014 05:47:42 +0000
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