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I have good many lawyer friends and a great respect for that profession. But these seem to be inadequate in my attempt to resist the temptation to share the below jokes, which came through email to me from a popular website. Thats all , Your Honor !! What do you call a lawyer with an I. Q. of 50? Your honor. ----------------------------------------------------------- What do you call a lawyer whos gone bad? Senator. ---------------------------------------------------------- Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead lawyer in the road? There are skid marks in front of the dog. ----------------------------------------------------------- Why wont sharks attack lawyers? Professional courtesy. ---------------------------------------------------------- What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? Not enough sand. ----------------------------------------------------------- How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? Cut the rope. ----------------------------------------------------------- How do you stop a lawyer from drowning? Shoot him before he hits the water. ----------------------------------------------------------- Have you heard about the lawyers word processor? No matter what font you select, everything comes out in fine print. ----------------------------------------------------------- Hear about the terrorist that hijacked a 747 full of lawyers? He threatened to release one every hour if his demands werent met. ---------------------------------------------------------- What does a lawyer and a sperm have in common? Both have about a one in 3 million chances of becoming a human being. ----------------------------------------------------------- Where can you find a good lawyer? In the cemetery ---------------------------------------------------------- Why did the post office recall the new lawyer stamps? Because people could not tell which side to spit on. ----------------------------------------------------------- Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill. Who gets it? The old drunk, of course, the other three are mythological creatures. ----------------------------------------------------------

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