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I have long said that if I were ever to get married -- yeah, I know, not very likely -- I would let her plan the whole thing exactly the ways she wanted. I only have one rule that is non-negotiable: If the DJ at the reception plays a single audience participation song -- the locomotion, the chicken dance, the hokey pokey, the hustle, the electric slide, etc -- they will be beheaded and their head placed on a spike outside the reception hall. Audience participation songs are an affront to human dignity. And get off my lawn, goddammit.
Posted on: Mon, 03 Jun 2013 17:11:14 +0000

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