I just found the stupidest thing in the world. Like, no, seriously. Our kids are going to read about this shit in their history holograms. The product itself is fine. Its an $8 elastic band (presumably made from something somewhat durable, but hell if I know) that has a design on it. They only make 1,000 of each design, and some of the designs arent bad. The website, however, is the douchiest thing that has ever been created. Allow me to take you on a guided tour through the actual words on the site... Zox are stretch to fit, meaning one size really does fit just about everyone. This was super important to us as we (The Bros) have huge wrists, yet most of our friends have small girly wrists. ;) Members of the Gold Club help determine what Zox we make next, as well as get early access to new designs before they public. This group is legit! Were obsessed with making ridiculously high quality products you cant resist showing others. Each Zox we send out is hand packed in an air tight, resealable foil package for safe keeping when youre not wearing it. These packages also include a collectors card to match, ensuring your brand new beauty is authentic.
Posted on: Wed, 05 Nov 2014 18:35:34 +0000
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