I just invented a -500 calories meal, I had just made myself a nice plate of bangers and mash, but on my way out of the kitchen door I tripped on my slippers. I flew through the door and to save myself let the meal fly from my hands. I saved myself by grabbing the back of a dining chair and watched in awe as my bangers and mashed sailed in a perfect arc and landed on the window, The mash stuck and ever so slowly slid down as the gravy pebble dashed the sill and walls and the sausages bounced around until settling down on a newly vacumned carpet. I must have lost 500 calories swearing and cleaning and ended up having a stale cheese sandwich instead P.S Not a recommended way to lose weight
Posted on: Mon, 01 Sep 2014 12:49:00 +0000
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