I keep a stethoscope around my neck after work. Is it because I care about animals??? Well of course I care about animals but thats not why. Is it because I want people to think Im a doctor because I have low self esteem?? No. Well partly no. I do have low self esteem. But not because I want to be a doctor. Its because I sat at the nerd table in middle school. No. .I keep the stethoscope around my neck for much more important reasons. It allows me to cut in line at the drug store. The people at the dollar tree help me find laundry detergent much quicker than my fellow non stethoscope wearing citizens. The people at regions bank never roll their eyes at me anymore when I ask stupid questions. And i never ever get get carded for beer anymore. Because if you have a listening device around your neck It automatically means you are smarter and more sophisticated than everyone else in the world. It means you know everything... when the world will end. ... whats wrong with someones grandpa. ... this equals free stuff and less hassle. So go out and get a stethoscope so you can move more efficiently through life. Now. .. does anyone know where I can pick up a cop uniform?
Posted on: Tue, 19 Aug 2014 21:21:14 +0000
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