I received a gift pack today....a survival / emergency pack if you will.....the contents are as follows: a black rubbish bag....some food (emergency rations), sachets of emergency water, a survival blanket, a face mask, a mini first aid kit (which is handy), a GLOW STICK, And wait for it.....a rape whistle....Im a just take a moment and say what youre ALL thinking.....really? REALLY!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! When they were handing out the boobie prize....I certainly got it! When.....WHEN am I going to need a black plastic rubbish bag that I dont buy myself for our rubbish?!?!? When will I be in a situation that will require an emergency blanket....yall know me....and yall know I dont do outdoors activities such as hiking or mountain climbing or abseiling....which may I add....were I EVER to choose to do that activity....i very much doubt that Ill think to myself...oh you know what.....i think Ill pack my emergency blanket, the black rubbish bag, the glow stick and rape whistle...in the case I may stumble across some rubbish at a rave whilst cozying down with my future rapist..... but....i have to admit....one day it may come in handy...but thats why WE have an emergency pack....i guess Im being ungrateful....but wouldnt a voucher have sufficed instead? #MegaRant #SorryNotSorry #YallWereThinkingItToo
Posted on: Mon, 05 Jan 2015 04:53:10 +0000